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924RACR · Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 3:58 am Post subject: Favorite racing expressions

Time to start another silly list, for lack of anything better to do... so here's a few to start:

Speed takes money. How fast do you want to go?

Good, fast, and cheap. Pick any two.

Engines always run best right before they blow up.

Got any others?
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RudeNoise · Joined: 07 Jan 2004 Posts: 3

"If you want to make a small fortune in racing, start with a large one."

"I KNOW there's a lot of money in racing...I put most of it there."

Usually heard during a NASCAR driver interview where this driver just caused a major wreck: "...just one dem dere racin' deals"

wdb · Joined: 02 Nov 2002 Posts: 2024

I'm not afraid of getting kiled ! I've never been killed ,not even once !

jjadczak · Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 346 Location: Accokeek, MD

Alright, from the creative minds at FLAG motorsports:

This one is on the rear of both of our cars "Do you want 2 CD'S?". Also on the back of my car #35 my father put "Running With The Angels" I guess for good luck because I have a tendency to crash our cars.

This one is probably going to be the name of our new two car hauler "Porsche Scheib" for "Porsche S!@t" We are also looking at other nicknames to name our horse truck hauler. We came up with "Sweet & Low" but were still tinkering around with the names. We could not really agree on a new names for the cars other than #53, #35. Does anyone have some suggestions?

One seen on the back of ITB Golf this weekend: "Powered by VISA"
One seen on back of ITC Scirroco "Fukinmovin" this weekend also.

The following have been saved from previous posts here and on other sites. Enjoy:

I'm spending my kid's inheritance
The older we get, the faster we were
To Race with me you've got to be Fast. To Beat me you've got to be Kidding
Credit Cards: The Great American Sponsor
Beer, making every car a faster when the stories are told
If you can read this please turn me over
I may be slow, but I'm in front of you
Roadracers go in deeper and come out harder
You must be fast, cause you were haulin' ass when I passed you
On this trailer is a disease for which there is no cure
Driver has no cash
Born to race - Forced to work
Driving a race car is like making love to a gorilla - you don't get to stop when you get tired
The only sport that requires a pair
Honk if anything falls off
Because golf, football, and baseball only require ONE ball
Insert cash here
This vehicle may blow up for no apparent reason
The surgeon general didn't say anything about smoking the competition
No Fear? Then you're not going fast enough
All The Parts Falling Off This Car Are Made With The Finest German Workmanship
Those with golf balls golf... Those with real balls race
You can sleep in your race car, but you can't race in your house
F.L.A.G. Motorsports, Turning Money Into Noise
REAL RACECARS TURN RIGHT AND LEFT
ROAD RACERS DO IT IN THE RAIN
If it's got tits or wheels it will give you trouble
Work is the curse of the racing class
Drive it like you stole it
Wide open till ya see GOD then brake
Don't follow me, I'm just making this shit up
I'd be faster, but my wife only works part time
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Chicks dig scars. Broken bones heal. Glory is forever
NO FATS CHICKS, CAR WILL SCRAPE
HAVING TROUBLE FINDING THE FINISH LINE, THEN FOLLOW ME

Jeremy Jadczak

924RACR · Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 1:42 am Post subject:

Also seen on VW's:
Funkengruvin
Fourfignewtons

Seen on a race trailer:
FedSex: When you absolutely, positively have to have it every night
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'79 924 #77 SCCA H Prod racecar
'82 931 Plat. Silver
#25 Hidari Firefly P2 sports prototype

dgz924s · Joined: 03 Nov 2002 Posts: 592 Location: Kansas

The more I learn about my wife the more I love my race car!

jjadczak · Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 346 Location: Accokeek, MD

"If it's stupid but it works, than it's not stupid!"

Paul · Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 12:09 pm Post subject:

It's not how fast you drive, it's how well you drive fast.