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[Rick MacLaren]

I asked my mechanic how to deal with the new higher compression pistons in the 1980 Turbo...

Rick: So Emilio, how are we going to handle the newer pistons in the car? Any changes needed to the ignition?

Emilio: What do you mean?

Rick: Well, with a higher compression in the chambers, presumably we'll want to change other features of the car right?

Emilio: Yes of course...

Rick: So does this mean that we won't need a newer model ignition?

Emilio: This means, when you come to get your car, we put 3 pillows under the hood, I close the hood, Peter and I run behind the toolchests, and you start the car.

Rick: Thanks Emilio. You're a great help.

[dwak]

He's either good and has a sense of humour or you'll have to kill him.
dwak

[Rick MacLaren]

Rick: "So Emilio, how much is the engine job going to cost?"

Emilio: "Well I don't know exactly Richard, just bring your credit card"

Rick: "Yeah, but, Emilio, I might want to just take money out and pay you, or I might have to dig deep into some reserves, so how much, just approximately"

Emilio: "Just bring everything you've got. It won't be enough. So bring your checkbook too"

[Cbass]

LOL oh thats good. Thanks Rick, you just made my day