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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2001 3:23 am Post subject: |
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From: Jesus Email: jesus@heaven.com Date: 21 Jul 2001 Time: 03:23:39It appears that we're not getting through to JoeD. Now, I know that I died for your sins, but I can assure you I didn't die for THIS one! Not only is his car getting more ridiculous, but his spelling is getting much worse. This is a telltale sign of brain damage! I've come up with a plan, thanks to a little help from the Big Man Himself, dear ol' Dad. Here's what we need to do:
1. We must gather together stuff of enough value to entice Joe's Porsche away from him. Some of the angels suggested a few cartons of Doral cigarettes, a couple cans of Skoal chewing tobacco, a couple cases of Budweiser, a pack of tank-top undershirts, some Tim McGraw albums on cassette, tickets to the next tractor pull, and an '83 Mustang GT. The combined value should be around $500. Please contact me off list with your donations.
2. After we get the 924 back, we must go through the laborious process of restoring it. This will, of course, require a complete repaint, removal of those horrible decals, a thorough check of the car for signs of Pep Boys replacement parts, and a fumigation.
3. Once the car is back in presentable condition, it will be raffled off to those list members who can prove their worthiness. I can get a few of the angels to pass over your houses to check for this.
4. The raffle proceeds will be spent on research and development for further improvements in the 924's performance, as well as occasional parts group purchases and discounts.
Thank you, my children, for your time.
Jesus/Carrera GTR
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2001 6:14 am Post subject: |
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From: Nicke Email: niclasronnholm@yahoo.com Date: 21 Jul 2001 Time: 06:14:15Sorry Jesus but I donīt find your comments even remotely funny. Let the man work on his car and keep your opinions to yourself.
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2001 7:54 am Post subject: |
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From: D Hook Email: DHook65857@aol.com Date: 21 Jul 2001 Time: 07:54:25I'd have to second that. Let the man work on his car in peace. If you're getting such a purist attitude, maybe a 911 is in your future. At the very least, have the guts to post under your own name.
I'm sure JoeD doesn't need others to speak in his behalf. It just urks me to belong to a list that has people taking potshots at others'cars anonymously. Starts a very nasty trend.
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2001 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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From: Lars Email: l_porsche@hotmail.com Date: 21 Jul 2001 Time: 14:21:55Japanese parts? If there was a MAF on a japanese car or a mustang that i could fit on, it would go on to a 924....along with whole bit, injectors...etc.
Remember the little story about GM and bosch...nothing is PURE.
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2001 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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From: JoeD Email: porsche Date: 21 Jul 2001 Time: 23:06:37No no japanese parts to be found, Ill bet my dessert on it. If anything I should of taken a bit more time layen out the stripes as it is. but next time on that 1 cant waite to get the interior done though. .. JoeD
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2001 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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From: JoeD Email: porsche Date: 21 Jul 2001 Time: 23:45:52No no japanese parts to be found, Ill bet my dessert on it. If anything I should of taken a bit more time layen out the stripes as it is. but next time on that 1 cant waite to get the interior done though. .. JoeD
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2001 2:30 am Post subject: |
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From: Joes Friend Email: porsche 911 monster Date: 23 Jul 2001 Time: 02:30:54 I bet your thinken right now ..:"Man Im so cool
I dissed that guy." Whrn really it says "Man Im a
F**K Brain You prob think it as yer driven.
in a little voice ..:"Man im a ....
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2001 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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From: Father Joseph Email: Joseph@heaven.com Date: 23 Jul 2001 Time: 13:24:04My son Jesus wonders why the man Joe keeps talking to himself in his own little language? Jesus is afraid. He is at a temple praying, for your jumbled English problems.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2001 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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From: waaasniffle sniff wah Email: waaaaamommy daddylookie Date: 24 Jul 2001 Time: 21:59:45Bend over and spread em cause its hard er again
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2001 1:36 am Post subject: |
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From: joed Email: yesadunk Date: 25 Jul 2001 Time: 01:36:51
Yes ... folks and the beatings did continue
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